And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight.

Rachel Barbra Berry
The stunning, young ingenue.

Hello, I'm Rachel Berry! You probably recognize me from my former MySpace videos or as the star of Lima's production of West Side Story. I'm a seventeen year old senior at McKinley High School. I'm the co-captain of McKinley's very own glee club, New Directions, and I plan on leading my gleemates to a Nationals win this year! I'm currently dating the beautiful Quinn Fabray. After graduation, I plan on following my dreams to New York City, where I'll be attending a currently undecided performing arts school. And one day, I'll follow in the footsteps of my idol, Barbra Streisand, and make a name for myself on the Broadway stage.

Text to Rachel Berry.
  • Quinn: ...Maybe.
  • Quinn: I didn't mean to! It's just...it's unfair. You were practically naked in front of me.
  • Rachel: Oh, I'm certainly not upset, Quinn! I may or may not be guilty of doing the same thing...

Text to Rachel Berry.
  • Rachel: Oh, no, no! That wasn't too much. I assure you that I don't have a treasure trail and never have. You can check for yourself, if you'd like to...
  • Rachel: Please forget that last text message. That was far too forward.
  • Quinn: Oh yes. It would be far too forward if I hadn't been thinking about doing that very thing since my sneak peeks of your backside at our first sleepover...
  • Rachel: Quinn Fabray, were you leering at me while I was changing?

Text to Rachel Berry.
  • Quinn: Definitely not. Your hands are actually quite small and cute.<3 And not that I've seen your stomach properly /yet/ but I'm assuming you don't have a treasure trail either.
  • Quinn: ...Woops. Was that too much?
  • Rachel: Oh, no, no! That wasn't too much. I assure you that I don't have a treasure trail and never have. You can check for yourself, if you'd like to...
  • Rachel: Please forget that last text message. That was far too forward.

callme-quinnfabray: Belated picture of me and Rach on V-Day! &lt;3 This was a very good day. :)

callme-quinnfabray:

Belated picture of me and Rach on V-Day! <3

This was a very good day. :)


Well, I talked to Sue today.

callme-quinnfabray:

Surprise! I convinced her to let me back on the Cheerios. I told her that I’d really like to end high school on the same team I started. I’m really glad I’ll have the chance to do that now!

I know I’ve already told you how happy I am for you, but congratulations!!!


Text to Rachel Berry.
  • Quinn: I don't think anyone did. It's got her all crazy though. She called me in to inform me the other day but basically spent most of it insulting me instead of asking for advice. That's Sue for you.
  • Quinn: And...you are now speaking with the reinstated Cheerio, Quinn Fabray!! Don't be alarmed when I tackle you in my Cheerios uniform later today.
  • Rachel: Quinn, you don't know how thrilled I am for you!!
  • Rachel: Just please don't revert to your past self and begin calling me Treasure Trail and Man Hands again. :P

Text to Rachel Berry.
  • Quinn: Yay! I'm glad you approve. I'm going to talk to Sue about it tomorrow. Hopefully her "baby hormones" will put her in a somewhat nice mood. Have you heard about that, by the way? Pregnant Sue. Very scary.
  • Quinn: And, I do worry about your opinion though. It means a lot to me what you think.
  • Rachel: Sue Sylvester, the nefarious coach of the McKinley Cheerios, is with child? I never would have suspected that she wanted to be a mother...
  • Rachel: I'm glad my opinion is valued. :) It's ultimately your decision, though. And I hope Miss Sylvester agrees to allow you back onto the team.

Hey guys, Finn and I have an announcement!

satantana-:

Don’t congratulate me if you don’t mean it.

All right then. I won’t bother being cordial.


Text to Rachel Berry.
  • Quinn: Hey. I just wanted to talk to you about something and get your opinion before I act on it.
  • Quinn: I was thinking about asking Sue to rejoin the Cheerios. Not as captain or anything. I just think it'd be nice to end high school on the same team I started with.
  • Quinn: I mean, there's a chance she won't say yes because it is past try-outs and I won't do anything you think I shouldn't...
  • Rachel: Oh, I think that's a terrific idea! I know how much you enjoyed being on the Cheerios, and, as you stated, this is your final year of high school. It's your last opportunity to cheer.
  • Rachel: I appreciate you wanting my opinion, Quinn, but I want you to do what will make you happiest. You can't always worry about how I'll react.